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Monday, July 7, 2008

FW: Project Manager & Computer programmer



   A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost.
 He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon
further and shouts,
 'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I Would meet him
half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.'

 The man below says, 'Yes. You are in a hot air balloon,
 Hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40
 and 42 degrees North latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees West

 'You must be a  Computer programmer,' says the balloonist.

 'I am,' replies the man. 'How did you know?'

 'Well,' says the balloonist, 'everything you have told me is
 Technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your
Information and the fact is I am still lost.'

 The man below says, "You must be a project manager."

 'Yes, I am,' replies the balloonist, 'but how did you know?'

 'Well,' says the man, 'you don't know where you are, or where
 You are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to
Keep, and you expect me to solve your problem.'




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